I have recently come under fire from certain senior members of the Larsen family about my swearing on Blogger and Facebook. It seems like language can be hurled at me, but can't be broadcast back out. Apparently it's a turn-off to employers who might be researching me to see how suitable I am for a job. Pfft, and what employers are we exactly talking about here?
It's not like I am misrepresenting the public domain anyway. Half the people that Charley Bray and myself interviewed yesterday whilst getting views on binge drinking were cursing left, right and centre. It was a case of Ctrl+replace the word "Tw*t" with "imbecile" a lot of the time, in reference to Phillip Laing urinating on the war memorial. Some of the other quotes were a bit more special however, and we certainly were practising our "serious faces" when they came out with them. These are just a few unedited quotes, for your eyes only, that didn't quite make the cut...:
"He's a tw*t. Simple as, isn't it" - Tom Rooney
"Theres no violence as such, but it gets to a point where it’s violent" - Watz Iyentar
"To be honest if people wanna drink theyre gonna drink. Like if people are going to do drugs theyre going to do drugs. If people wanna go eat roast dinner they’ll go eat roast dinner" - Bob Sweetmore
"It costs you 50 quid to be sick in this taxi" - Bill Buckley
"My child binge drinks on milk!!" - Louisa Yates
"What? Take my picture? Ohhhh no! I've got a thing about it. Do you know the native Americans? What about the chief Crazy Horse?! He never had his photograph taken because they thought that would capture his spirit. I'm a big believer in the native Americans" - Alf Perry
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